By: Vincent L. Hall
I hate to interrupt your scheduled program, but you need to change whatever you watch on the weekends.
Your President has a past and pattern that you need to adjust to.
As he did as 45, 47 loves to dump his trash on the White House lawn on Friday nights and it rarely gets picked up.
Trump knew last weekend that you were too busy watching a two-year-old TikTok story on Minister Marvin Sapp to see him order his ushers to close another door on “your” history.
At the same time, you were fixated on some bullsh!t, Donald Trump was on some “gangsta” sh!t!
This latest executive order was pointed right at you, and you pointed your fingers at Minister Marvin.
Donald J. Pimp signed an order titled, “Restoring Truth and Sanity to American History.” In other words, this lyin’ Maryland Farmer wants you to subscribe to his truth in deference to your own story.
I won’t paraphrase the feces- laden paragraphs. They carry enough sensationalism and theatre of their own. So, let’s get it started.
“Section 1. Purpose and Policy. Over the past decade, Americans have witnessed a concerted and widespread effort to rewrite our Nation’s history, replacing objective
facts with a distorted narrative driven by ideology rather than truth.
This revisionist movement seeks to undermine the remarkable achievements of the United States by casting its founding principles and historical milestones in a negative light.
Under this historical revision, our Nation’s unparalleled legacy of advancing liberty, individual rights, and human happiness is reconstructed as inherently racist, sexist, oppressive, or otherwise irredeemably flawed.”
Sec. 2. Saving Our Smithsonian. (a) The Vice President, in consultation with the Assistant to the President for Domestic Policy and the Special Assistant to the President and Senior Associate Staff Secretary, Lindsey Halligan, Esq., shall work to effectuate the policies of this order through his role on the Smithsonian Board of Regents with respect to the Smithsonian Institution and its museums, education and research centers, and the National Zoo, including by seeking to remove improper ideology from such properties, and shall recommend to the President any additional actions necessary to fully effectuate such policies.
Sec. 4. Restoring Truth in American History.
(i) determine whether, since January 1, 2020, public monuments, memorials, statues, markers, or similar properties within the Department of the Interior’s jurisdiction have been removed or changed to perpetuate a false reconstruction of American history, inappropriately minimize the value of certain historical events or figures, or include any other improper partisan ideology.
(ii) take action to reinstate the pre-existing monuments, memorials, statues, markers, or similar properties, as appropriate and consistent with 43 U.S.C. 1451 et
seq., 54 U.S.C. 100101 et seq., and other applicable law.
Trump and his imps have conspired to kill DEI, WOKE, and any other evidence that would make one conclude that Black Lives Matter.
Y’all are worried about Marvin Sapp, but Trump knows that we “Never Would Have Made It” this far without knowing our history.
This order is an assault on you, your great-great-grandmama, and your future children, too. We need to restore truth and sanity on our terms.
A long-time Texas Metro News columnist, Dallas native Vincent L. Hall is an author, writer, award-winning writer, and a lifelong Drapetomaniac.
You must be logged in to post a comment Login